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Wooden Shoe Reviews: Constipated Cow

Constipated Cow

Constipated Cow is a game for 2 or more players ages 6+.   In the game you try to do your best impression of a specified animal with a humorous mood.

To play the game players split into two teams and take turns drawing a green (animal) card and  red (mood) card then act out the combination in the silliest way possible and have the team guess it before the other team does.  The first team to win 3 rounds wins the game.  There are also other variations included for more advanced or longer play if interested.

This little party game certainly packs a lot of silliness into a handful of cards and is a great addition for those looking for a small light game that can fit in your pocket and plays well with a group.

Wynken’s Thoughts:  

I liked the emotion cards because they were funny and it was a lot of fun watching people try to act them out.  I had a lot of fun trying to guess what animals other people were acting out because it was fun to watch the be silly.

8/10 Stars


Blynkens’s Thoughts:

I liked that the animal cards had different difficulty of animals that you could choose from even though a few of them I didn’t know what they were.  I liked that every animal card had ‘cow’ so if you didn’t know how to act out the other animals you could always make a cow.  I really enjoyed watching everyone act out the animals it was really funny.

7/10 Stars

Constipated Cow is currently on Kickstarter at the campaign will be ending Dec 1st.

We were provided a copy of the game in exchange for the review.

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